10 Rules to Live By

December 19, 2011

in Confessions

1. Money can't buy happiness, but it it much more comfortable to cry in a Lexus than in a Yugo.

2. Be nice to the nerds and geeks. They will be your boss someday.

3. Forgive your enemies, but remember their names, just in case.

4. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

5. Help and friend in need and they will call you when they are in need again.

6. Alcohol doesn't solve problems, unless it is used as an accelerant.

7. Moderation and plausable deniability in all things.

8. Indecision is the key to flexibility.

9. If it's worth fighting for, its worth fighting dirty for.

10. There is always one more idiot than you counted on.

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Lindsey Renuard is a blogger, YouTube beauty expert, and the Managing Editor of the Skiatook Journal.

{ 2 comments }

imperfectmomma December 19, 2011 at 11:43 am

Ha! Love #6 and definitely #9
For me #9 is my kiddos…even though they annoy the heck outta me 😉

Cinder December 20, 2011 at 10:35 am

I love the list so great ! Happy Holidays to you and your family.
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