Worst Fall Fashions in 2011

September 13, 2011

in Fashion

Bell Bottom Capris

Really? This girl is probably 6 feet tall without the heels and skinny as a telephone pole. These pants make her look short and thick thighed. I bet they give her grandma butt too. Pass.

Bright Colored Fur

And basically bright colored anything paired with bright colored anything. It looks like she skinned a poor bright red mermaid for the skirt. This screams look at me. I am color blind. I think if you have the right personality you can wear ONE bright article of clothing at a time. I do not have that personality.

I'm not even sure what to call this. The just below the knee shirt length paired with boots is wonderful! However, these dresses offer no shape at all and the turtlenecks? Honestly it looks like they are trying to make a nice bathrobe wearable in public.

Androgyny

Really? Why do I want to look like a dude? Women have spent decades fighting for equality AS WOMEN. I thought the entire point of feminism was to be able to, as a WOMAN, to do everything a man can. I didn't realize this whole time we were trying to become men. #epicfail

Fashionistas call this chunky knits. I call this the I have body image problems look.

The leather I am aspiring to be part of Hitler's SS outfit.

The I See London I See France look

Unless you are planning on being the controversial act at the MTV Video Music Awards, you should never, ever, ever dress like this. Ever.

What fashions do you think were horrid this fall?

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Lindsey Renuard is a blogger, YouTube beauty expert, and the Managing Editor of the Skiatook Journal.

{ 4 comments }

Bewildered Bug September 13, 2011 at 11:39 am

OMG if this is what a fashionista will be wearing for fall, then I am really glad I'm not one!!!

Feyella @ Parenting ...smh September 14, 2011 at 9:24 am

You definitely called this one.  Horrendous. 

mommylisa September 14, 2011 at 9:25 am

Did you see some of the Missoni stuff at Target???  

Lindsey September 14, 2011 at 11:55 am

I did. I actually wasn’t impressed. I saw it in the store and not online, but it looks to me like Charlie Brown tried to design women’s clothes. Its too bright and too loud. I wouldn’t wear it. It wasn’t exactly cheap either!

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